Bands that never quite made the big time... (part 1)

Helga cracks a joke

"Finger Bitching" -- East German girl band from the early 80's, complete with spiky blonde hair and misplaced makeup, they were most famous for their potato chip ad:

"Vee are finga bichin. I'm Helga und dis is Freda. Eeet our chips or vee vill be very upset."