Kindly soul, or crazed kindling? |
As such, I'm convinced that trees would kill us if they had the chance; all that's stopping great tree-on-human massacres is that they don't have opposable thumbs or the ability to fling their branches at will, a la porcupine.
Anyways, next time you see a tree I'd recommend either being exceptionally kind to it... or make a good attempt at slaughtering it with as much guile and brute force as you can muster.
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