Thursday, May 31, 2012

Kill a Tree a Day... because they'd do the same to us if they could!

Now don't get me wrong, I love trees as much as anybody... but they can be pretty scary just moving around in the wind, let alone when they're on a rampage.

Kindly soul, or crazed
Compare that to, say, a lavender plant... even when the wind is pretty heavy, lavender is not at all scary.

As such, I'm convinced that trees would kill us if they had the chance; all that's stopping great tree-on-human massacres is that they don't have opposable thumbs or the ability to fling their branches at will, a la porcupine.

Anyways, next time you see a tree I'd recommend either being exceptionally kind to it... or make a good attempt at slaughtering it with as much guile and brute force as you can muster.

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